SEVEN YOSSARIAN - BURN FT. LUCKY LOGAN

Friday, July 9, 2010

THE SMART TANK


LIVING OUT IN LA NOW, I HAVE NOTICED A LOT OF PEOPLE DRIVE SMART CARS. I LIKE THE PRACTICABILITY OF SMART CARS IN REGARD TO PARKING IN TIGHT SPACES AND SHORT DISTANCE TRAVELING, BUT UM...I WOULDN'T DO IT OUT HERE. IN THE SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME THAT I HAVE BEEN HERE, I CAN EASILY SAY, THAT LA DRIVERS ARE NUTS! I WOULD NOT TRUST BEING IN A SMART CAR AROUND THESE CRAZIES...AND THEN TO GO ONTO THE HIGHWAY IN A SMART CAR? THAT JUST CONTRADICTS THE CARS NAME. A SMART TANK WOULD BE THE ONLY WAY TO GO. I WOULD NEED SOME FIRE POWER THOUGH FOR THE CRAZIES ON THEIR CELL PHONES, VEERING FROM LANE TO LANE WITH ROAD RAGE.

1 comment:

Alternative Treats said...

How fast does the smart tank go? I imagine very, very slow.....ly.